Blurb:
Jason Werbeloff’s short stories have been
downloaded over 20,000 times. Obsidian Worlds brings together his 11
best-selling sci-fi shorts into a mind-bending philosophical anthology.
In
Your Averaged Joe, a man’s headache is large enough to hold the multiverse.
Q46F is an obsessive-compulsive android who finds love in a zombie-embroiled
apocalypse. The end of the world isn’t all that bad – The Experience Machine will
fulfil your every desire (and some you hadn’t considered). A sex bot dares to
dream of freedom in Dinner with Flexi. But mind what you eat, because The
Photons in the Cheese Are Lost. Don’t fret though: The Cryo Killer guarantees
that your death will be painless, or your money back when you’re thawed.
Unless, that is, you’re The Man with Two Legs.
Plug
into Obsidian Worlds for these and other immersive stories, including the
hilarious Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer. Your brain will never be the same again.
Excerpt from The Cryo
Killer:
“Inesa
and Paul, good to meet you. Who referred you?”
“Mr.
Camfrey’s wife.”
Paul’s
hands are working. Picking at each other. At the cuticles.
“Ah
yes, I was sorry to hear about his passing.”
“I
think,” she lowers her voice, “that it was professionally done. Heart attack, I
hear.”
I
lean forward. “You’d like a similar package, ma’am?”
Paul
speaks up for the first time. “Is it quick?”
If
I had a penny for every time a client asked me that question. “Painless,” I
say, “or your money back.”
Paul
harrumphs.
“Excellent,”
says Inesa, beaming. “You’ve been doing this a while?”
“Best
in the business,” says Janet, striding over to us. She places a hand on my
shoulder. “You’re safe with Barker.”
“So,
you’re wanting the double package?”
Inesa
squeezes her husband’s arm. Every carat on her ring finger catches the sunlight.
His nod is miniscule.
“Those
are difficult.” I lean back in my chair, weighing the ring out of the corner of
my eye. “Coroner looks closely at doubles. Need a plausible cause of death.
Right now all I have in stock are gas leaks and home invasions. Invasions can
get messy – brings down the property value. I suggest the gas leak. Although …”
I glance at Paul. “Home invasions are on the rise.”
Paul
scratches the skin over his knuckles. His lips have taken on a bluish tinge.
I’ve seen all manner of manners displayed in the chairs on the other side of my
desk. Clients respond to their impending deaths in all sorts of ways. Paul’s
reaction isn’t unique.
“Gas
leak,” says Inesa definitively.
Paul
nods, a quick jerk up and down. “When’ll it happen?” He can’t meet my gaze.
“I
could probably fit you in next week. Any preferences?”
“I’m
writing an exam on Tuesday,” says Inesa. She looks to Paul, “And I’m sure you’d
like to finalize that merger?”
He
groans.
“Late
next week?” she asks.
“Let’s
see … Janet, check my availability, please.”
“Could
do Friday next.”
“Excellent,”
says Inesa.
“But
…” Paul is fading to a paler blue by the minute. Droplets dot his forehead. “I
just can’t live with the thought of this hanging over me for the next ten days.
I just …” He swallows. “I just can’t.”
I
reach out a hand and touch the man’s shoulder. His golf shirt is saturated.
“Not to worry, sir. A memory wipe is included. You’ll never know you were
here.” I offer him my warmest smile. Janet calls it the Big Daddy. “In fact,
you may’ve been here before, and you wouldn’t know.”
Paul
eyeballs me. “Have we been here before?”
“I
couldn’t tell you.” I wink.
My Review:
This
was definitely an interesting collection of stories. I’m not sure exactly how
to rate this book because it was so unusual. Each story starts by throwing you
into not only a new story, but a new world as well. For example, going from a story
set in a modern day time where a man has crazy things happen to him while
reading through his emails (The Photons
in the Cheese Are Lost) to a story about a time traveler from the 1900s
being pulled into a future war against aliens (The Time-Traveling Chicken Sexer) was interesting to say the least.
The
writer definitely likes pushing boundaries and being daring, which works
sometimes and doesn’t at others. For example, he writes about hot topic issues
such as religion and homosexuality, handling them interestingly in each story
they are present in (especially his take on religion). I alternated between
being shocked, amused, offended, intrigued, disgusted, and moved, among other
emotions. Some of the stories had offensive or disturbing elements that
squicked me out while others were funny and even surprisingly heartwarming
(such as F***ing Through the Apocalypse,
which I was not expecting at all). Some didn’t make much sense or seem to have
a point beyond just being as bizarre as possible (I’m still trying to figure
out The Photons in the Cheese are Lost).
December
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January 18: Sharing Links and Wisdom
January 18: Harlie's Books
December 28: Romorror Fan Girl
January 4: Aspiring Joy Blog
January 11: Lilac Reviews
January 11: White Sky Project
January 18: Sharing Links and Wisdom
January 18: Harlie's Books
Author Bio and Links:
Jason
Werbeloff is a novelist and philosopher. He loves chocolate and his Labrador,
Sunny.
He's
interested in the nature of social groups, personal identity, freedom, and the
nature of the mind. His passion is translating philosophical debate around
these topics into works of science fiction, while gorging himself on chocolate.
Amazon Author Page – download all of Werbeloff's fiction from Amazon.
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Thanks for hosting!
ReplyDeleteWhat'a the most overrated author/book in your opinion?
ReplyDeleteHaha, Mai! What a question. I guess authors are a bit like doctors - they tend to close ranks when another is criticized. But if I had to give an answer, it would be 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.
DeleteThank you for the review! It's balanced, insightful, and considered. I appreciate it.
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DeleteI have enjoyed learning about the book. Thanks for sharing it.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Patrick.
DeleteI have enjoyed the tour and learning about your book.
ReplyDeleteThanks for checking in, Rita.
DeleteThanks for sharing your honest review, I'm looking forward to reading Obsidian Worlds :)
ReplyDeleteHope you enjoy the book, Victoria.
DeleteI'm glad you liked it, this was definitely an interesting book to review.
DeleteEnjoyed the excerpt, sounds like a great read, thanks for sharing it and your thoughts.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Eva!
DeleteLove the cover of this book :D
ReplyDeleteSo glad you like it, Fiza! If you have a pair of anaglyphic 3D glasses, try looking at it again.
DeleteWhat a great excerpt!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Amy!
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