Blurb:
Hidden
inside the most unlikely person can be the most extraordinary hero…
Jeremy Sunson is surrounded by crazy. Mrs. Abercrombie, upstairs, is widowed because her husband glued feathers to his arms, jumped off the building and tried to fly. His neighbour, Stuart, has gone mad since his wife died in a freak car accident— his only thread to reality the doomsday machine he’s building and his daughter… and, of course, there’s spacemen in Jeremy’s living room.
Every night, in glorious Technicolor, there’s a battle royal between two high tech assassins who continually blast Jeremy’s apartment to shreds. Each man has one mission: Red wants to kill Jeremy, Blue wants to save him!
Though his therapist insists he’s just having bad dreams—Jeremy knows better. It’s time to fight. He’s sick and tired of being sick, scared and tired! Armed with rare confidence and a baseball bat, this night, Jeremy fights like the crazy man he isn’t!
But how can he ever imagine when he’s won the battle, the war is only just beginning… over and over and over again?
The 12 Nights of Jeremy Sunson – ride a wave of laughter, fun and sci-fi fantasy all the way to Armageddon!
Jeremy Sunson is surrounded by crazy. Mrs. Abercrombie, upstairs, is widowed because her husband glued feathers to his arms, jumped off the building and tried to fly. His neighbour, Stuart, has gone mad since his wife died in a freak car accident— his only thread to reality the doomsday machine he’s building and his daughter… and, of course, there’s spacemen in Jeremy’s living room.
Every night, in glorious Technicolor, there’s a battle royal between two high tech assassins who continually blast Jeremy’s apartment to shreds. Each man has one mission: Red wants to kill Jeremy, Blue wants to save him!
Though his therapist insists he’s just having bad dreams—Jeremy knows better. It’s time to fight. He’s sick and tired of being sick, scared and tired! Armed with rare confidence and a baseball bat, this night, Jeremy fights like the crazy man he isn’t!
But how can he ever imagine when he’s won the battle, the war is only just beginning… over and over and over again?
The 12 Nights of Jeremy Sunson – ride a wave of laughter, fun and sci-fi fantasy all the way to Armageddon!
Excerpt:
Battle?
Jeremy ambled home from Dr Smith, the word strange in his mouth. He'd never fought
for anything before, let alone himself. Was that why he always felt a failure?
Why he'd taken stress leave?
Battle.
As he repeated the syllables in his head, he became more accustomed to them,
more familiar with the concept.
Battle?
Well, why not? He considered his life so far not at all successful. On any
measure he merely existed. Like now: the train he boarded he treated as an
inconvenience, not an adventure. A plodder, his third grade teacher labelled
him, and he'd never broken out of that mould. Why not start now?
Battle.
Yes—he would battle! And what better place to practice than in his dreams?
"Battle,"
he said with a whisper. The old man next to him on the train glanced at him
askance.
"Battle,"
he said. The man moved to another seat.
The
train slowed for his stop. Time for action. "Battle!" he said.
"I'm going to kill you, Red!"
Women
pulled their children out of his way. But Jeremy didn't care. He strode towards
battle!
Jeremy
didn't know how one went about preparing for battle in one's dreams. He decided
that physical preparation—combat training—might put him in the right frame of
mind. Combat equipment not forming a traditional part of the tax return
process, Jeremy didn't have any, but he remembered adverts about Dancercise or
Kickercise. And if they could do it...
Hidden inside
the most unlikely person can be the most extraordinary hero …
I'll let you in on a secret. Heroes are everywhere.
In fact, you could be one of them.
Have you ever wondered what makes a person heroic?
The movies would have us believe that overwhelming odds, and the actions a
person takes—with guns or fists—define the hero.
Jeremy, in The 12 Nights of Jeremy
Sunson, an accountant on stress
leave who's never been good at anything, has a secret. He can't fight with
fists or guns; even if he had any (guns that is, he does have fists), he
wouldn't know how to use them. And yet he has to stand against many opponents:
his therapist, assassins, even the end of the world. Standing against
obstacles is heroic, but specific obstacles do not a hero make.
Jeremy chooses to fight, before he's forced
to. For me, Jeremy is heroic because he takes a stand. The clothes truly do not
make the man.
Harm, the warrior legend from In Harm's Way, has a secret. He might be huge, but he's about as
coordinated as ... well, let's just say his toes often stop his gigantic
shield smashing into the ground. Unintentionally.
And yet, everyone regales him with his heroic
and miraculous deeds, which just happen to occur when he's blind drunk.
With no memory of his feats, night after night, Harm submits once
more to the ceremony his magician friend Montague created—never sure
whether he'll wake up—to save villagers he's never met from an attacking army.
He does all this to stand against oppression.
Everyone can be a hero. Even you. At any time.
Have you ever helped a loved one through tough
times? You have?
Congratulations! You've succeeded at one of the
most difficult tasks imaginable, a constant strain and effort that puts every
action star to shame. Yet few of us are portrayed as the heroes we really
are—the papers are full of those who aren't heroic, who take their pain out on others.
Like Jeremy's mad-scientist friend Stuart who suffers a tragic loss and ... but
I can't spoil that for you.
All of us deal with loss, and yet the way we cope
can be heroic: we can hide away from the world, or take a stand.
Heroes don't require assassins or Armageddon
or a village in need—every time you take a stand, rather than the easy way out,
you are heroic. And you join the band of unsung and unknown
heroes. Jeremy is an unlikely hero. He reminds me that we can all
be heroic, by standing up for what's right.
So
join Jeremy on the road less travelled. Hope to see you there one day.
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September 14: Archaeolibrarian- I Dig Good Books!
September 21: Kit 'N Kabookle
September 21: T's Stuff
September 28: Sharing Links and Wisdom
September 28: Long and Short Reviews
October 5: The Silver Dagger Scriptorium - review
October 12: Lisa Haselton's Reviews and Interviews
Author
Bio and Links:
Melindra Hattfield Snowy, a part-time writer and
full-time dreamer, who of course prefers to be known as MH. She is the author
of In Harm's Way, the first
novella in Harm's story published by Pygaso Productions, described as epic fantasy meets The Truman Show.
MH has also penned several short stories including
We Three Laws of Robotics Are and The Secret Invasion of George Kranskii which explains how road rage is the
result of an alien invasion.
When not writing or occupied with her
dual-identity, MH walks through the mountains with her partner or tries to
unravel the secrets of her great-grandmother, an adventuress who disembarked
from the French steamer Laos in 1931 seeking to uncover rumours of Mayan
temples deep in the heart of the Amazon jungle, and disappeared, never to be
heard of again.